Well, he's kind of had it in for me ever since I accidentally ran over his dog. Actually, replace "accidentally" with "repeatedly" and replace "dog" with "son." Homer no function beer well without. What's the point of going out? We're just going to wind up back here anyway. Here's to alcohol, the cause of — and solution to — all life's problems. And here I am using my own lungs like a sucker.
- We started out like Romeo and Juliet, but it ended up in tragedy.
- I'm going to the back seat of my car, with the woman I love, and I won't be back for ten minutes!
- Oh, I'm in no condition to drive. Wait a minute. I don't have to listen to myself. I'm drunk.
The Last Temptation of Homer
Jesus must be spinning in his grave! Oh, I'm in no condition to drive. Wait a minute. I don't have to listen to myself. I'm drunk. Fame was like a drug. But what was even more like a drug were the drugs. D'oh. We started out like Romeo and Juliet, but it ended up in tragedy. Beer. Now there's a temporary solution.